21 days to break a habit. 21 days of haunts.

Day 1. Journey/Steve Miller at Pepsi center in Denver.


why??

why??



BOOM!!


Little FYI to the community. Apparently you can’t substitute corn syrup for vegetable oil when baking a box of brownies. In the event that you find there is no vegetable oil in the house, go ahead a make a trek out to the store, or ditch the baking extravaganza, ok. Trust me, kids. I’m not sure wtf we created, here. I know it’s a spongy, sludge-like substance that is impossible to “slice” because the knife was eaten like I stuck it in river mud. you know. like when you run the warrior dash or tough mudder and you are waist deep and wading through God knows what and one leg sinks through the goo on the bottom and it’s eating your leg below the knee and you start to panic as you are certain it’s quick sand and you look around and notice at least 15 people being thrown tree vines and being hauled out sans their shoes. Yep. It’s exactly like that. So the knife is gone and when I went to retrieve it, I realized this is some sort of experiment in what not to do and it took me 5 minutes and a scrub brush to get that sludge off of my fingers. oh. and yes. I said a box. a box of brownie mix. as in betty crocker did all the f’n work and all we needed was water, a couple of eggs and some oil and poof. instant yumminess. I mean this didn’t exactly entail taking a bunch of powdery substances and bottles and the baking aisle at the store and expensive mixing machines and whipping up a damned magic spell and bippity boppity boo, ok. This is box o brownies in 20 minutes. but noooo. right now I have an 8x8 glass baking dish that contains a knife and a man-eating substance that needs to be placed in a hazard material container and disposed of by licensed personnel. So here’s the lesson. Just because it resembles oil and the bottle kind of maybe a little might look like the oil bottle, it does not mean hey let’s just use this. feel free to chime in, here. carrie is an asshole. and this, kids. is why I don’t bake.



teenshealthandfitness:

Drink more tea! It’s so good for you!

(via yoga-is-the-new-sexy)


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